Dear Zits,

I really don't like you...at all. First of all, you hurt even if I don't touch you, you leave my skin looking like I ate spaghetti (and have the fine motor skills of a three year old) and you are ugly. Not only to you show up at completely inopportune times, but you never leave. Once you do leave you've decided to take a wife and start a family on my jaw line. I'm eighteen and "officially" an adult. I thought that was your cue to leave me (a non-adolescent) and go to another unsuspecting victim. Weren't you supposed to be gone after high school? No? Thank you again for leaving huge unsightly scars on my skin for all to see where I picked and squeezed when no one was watching.
Oh, and to the jumbo zit who decided it would be a splendid idea to nestle itself into my skin and stay for more than a week and still not leave. You are unwelcome. Leave my face this instant and take your little friends with you
Dear face, I'm terribly sorry these unwanted parasites continue to attack you.
Dear adolescent hormones which obviously are still raging...you are despicable.
Dear Rachel thank you for trying to make a couple zits on your face sound more significant than they really are.